Such eagerness, they must really need my help... or at least my identity.

These guys are desperate. I got three copies of this one right after the other. They can't wait to steal my identity.

***COMPANY ULGENT REPLY***

attention please
we are searching for reliable persons/companies whocan act as a RECEIVING PAYMENTS AGENT who will act as medium of reach between our customers and us in their area of locality.Note that, if finally aprroved as ourRepresentative, you are entitled to have 20% of whatever amount you receive from customers who are making payments for outstanding invoices on behalf of the company.If you are interested in being a REPRESENTATIVE AGENT in the abovelocation and your locality, please send your following information via E-mail:(E-mail removed by CyberCat)
mr chimfanis gage

Notice the words without spaces between them, misspellings, improper capitalization, and other signs of very poor typing - not to mention cutting from one e-mail into another.

They were also in such a hurry they forgot to include the "your following information" section of the scam they were copying.